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It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

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the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

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when my friend julian was 13 somehow he got the impression that the phrase “bust a nut” meant the same thing as “going nuts” and to bust a nut was to get really mad at someone and he started using it in that context at every opportunity he could for the next five years, and whenever he’d get mad…

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still my favorite post

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